What language do you speak ?

I am stressing so I have to write something funny to make me laugh OR I will cry..I am not going into it on the Internet for all the world to read for sure..BUT it is nothing to do with marriage kid family or anything like that..It has to do with OCD and CRAPPY SINGER SEWING MACHINES! There I said it...I don't want to rant on here so I'll spare everybody that might read this.BUT I will blog about our first ever cruise when I get home.Even though I never finished my birthday trip blog.Life happens and I got busy.Hubby came home after several long months apart again,pre K graduation,ballet recital,trip to Sea World among other things.

SO here goes .. something that makes me laugh *I need it*

Yesterday we went to cheer practice * my girl has found a new calling* And it has been so stormy here...till I was feeling sleepy and I don't like to cook when we get home so late.So we went to Zaxby's after we were done.And on the way there I told B that I needed my brows waxed before setting sail this weekend...So we were talking about it and E said..I want mine whacked too.I said no it is Waxed and I am sure you don't.She said I don't want them waxed I want them whacked.I said OK..well we will see when we get there.LOL
Off we went..And get inside and she wanted to go back to watch my brows get snatched off.It wasn't the pregnant lady this time..THANK GOODNESS! While sitting there enjoying the hot wax being applied E was nonstop talking.Asking this and that.Then the girl doing my brows and another employee was speaking their language that isn't English.E's eyes got BIG! She said..How do you say banana in Spanish? I said Baby they aren't speaking Spanish.Followed up with-Well what are they speaking?I didn't want to offend so I said well why don't you ask "What language do you speak?"The girl answered "Vietnamese ." And then E said "Well how do you say banana in Vietnamese?" She told her and E repeated what she said...and was proud that she managed to learn a new language.
THEN!!! She said Mommie can I get my feet washed? I said no..not today.She said Well I don't want cold water I only like warm and hot water...So with the promise of a pedi in our future we paid and walked out to tell Daddie what his Mini Me said...

So I leave on a happy note and hope to have a nice Carribean tan and MILLIONS of pics to share when we get home!

HUGGGGGGGGSSS EVERYBODY :) See ya when we get home :)